Speak It Into Existence! by H P Mallory

Author:H P Mallory [Mallory, H P]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2017-12-10T05:00:00+00:00

I am grateful for anal beads.

Revenge fucking is not a sport.

And the pay sucks.

I’m no longer lamenting the disastrophe that is my relationship status.

A pirate’s life for me.

I am grateful for AA meetings.

I’m no longer making poor life choices.

There aren’t any left to make.

Today, I’m going to fucking find Waldo.

Dear Universe,

please send me a Latin lover who will teach me the joys of the forbidden dance.

I am grateful for Mason jars.

I’m no longer micro-dosing mushrooms to address my crippling social anxiety.

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